Eau de Cadillac - A Poem - GM in a Bottle
Last Updated on Tuesday, 22 September 2009 07:04 Written by Norm Tucker Wednesday, 22 July 2009 18:44
News that General Motors, now emerging, courtesy of the bailouts, from bankruptcy protection, is offering a men's fragrance called Eau de Cadillac should warm the hearts of taxpayers. Now you too can have an auto body - the scent of a car.
Yes, it's true. Cadillac will offer a new fragrance for men in a range of products such as spray, after shave lotion, deodorant stick, hair and body wash and an eau de toilette that will sell at $73 a bottle.
I couldn't resist a poem.
Eau de Cadillac
Enter GM again - rising from the ashes,
Funded, brazen,
Smelling unabashedly,
Like an ascent
Geared for action.
For your chin, under your arms,
Gear up for caddy time, eau of caddy,
Speed in a bottle with a hint of tarragon,
Geranium, cinnamon and chamomile.
Vroom!
And now, the genie is out of the bottle,
Or is it in the bottle?